Rude Old Man- Poem

I went to Art Class
wearing 155 chains and it was a blast
Mom said I was crazy,
Myself, I thought I was just lazy.
I bought the chains in Baltimore at only 21 years old
There must have been 160 stores, but most had mold
Some old man in one of the stores said, "gnocchi"
I said hahaha you must be cheesy
The old man told me Katie was a douch; for real!
My blue eyes told me the old man was trying to steal!
I knew my physics homework was important but why
try to steal my pizza as well? At least be sly!
Rachel, Roger, and Ronaldhin tried to take the old man home
But the old man said, "I live in Peru you gnome!
The old man said, "I am 25, weigh 160 and like Chinese food
We all thought that old man was rude.